Will you go out with me?
I hate plaid.
I would grow a beard, but, I really want to be attractive to women.
No, I don't play the guitar.
My favorite movie? Braveheart.
Skinny jeans are gay.
Go Lakers!
I just want to date a good Christian girl.
This cardigan has too many holes in it. Good Will!
I've been working on the same screenplay for two years, but you know what? I'm tired of eating ramen. I'm going into sales.
Drinking alcohol is wrong.
Fedoras are passé.
Three of my best friends are black.
I'm ready to settle down and get a real job.
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